Kill Corporate Slop.

Deslop Engine strips the buzzwords, extracts the Price and Term, assigns a 0–100 Slop Score, and drafts replies that end the thread—fast.

Paste the email. Get the truth. Send the reply.
INPUT VECTOR
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Wall of Shame: Where “synergy” goes to die.

Corporate emails aren’t communication. They’re camouflage. Deslop Engine translates them into two things that matter: what it costs and how long you’re locked in.

Subject: Quick touch base re: alignment SCORE: 99

"Just circling back to align on stakeholders and next steps..."

Translation: You have no update. You want a meeting to create one.

Subject: Excited to share a best-in-class solution SCORE: 96

"Robust, scalable, enterprise-grade platform..."

Translation: Generic software. Premium pricing. Unclear contract.

Subject: Leveraging synergy across the ecosystem SCORE: 93

"Value-add enablement to move the needle..."

Translation: You want budget. You don’t want accountability.