Kill Corporate Slop.

Deslop Engine strips the buzzwords, extracts the Price and Term, assigns a 0–100 Slop Score, and drafts replies that end the thread—fast.

Paste the email. Get the truth. Send the reply.

INPUT VECTOR

◢◤ DROP SLOP FILE (.pdf, .txt, .csv) Click or drag & drop

Reply Tone

Reply Length

MEDIUM S — M — L

Wall of Shame: Where “synergy” goes to die.

Corporate emails aren’t communication. They’re camouflage. Deslop Engine translates them into two things that matter: what it costs and how long you’re locked in.

Subject: Quick touch base re: alignment SCORE: 99

"Just circling back to align on stakeholders and next steps..."

Translation: You have no update. You want a meeting to create one.

Subject: Excited to share a best-in-class solution SCORE: 99

"Robust, scalable, enterprise-grade platform..."

Translation: Generic software. Premium pricing. Unclear contract.

Subject: Leveraging synergy across the ecosystem SCORE: 99

"Value-add enablement to move the needle..."

Translation: You want budget. You don’t want accountability.

Neural Overlays

CORPORATE DRONE

Vibe: Polished. Controlled. Emotionless.

Courtesy, but no confusion. Confirms the numbers, locks the terms, and removes the fluff.

DIRECT

Vibe: Clean. Sharp. Minimal.

Two sentences. One outcome. If they can’t state Price and Term, you’re not scheduling anything.

THE MATRIX

Vibe: Clinical. Inevitable. Slightly ominous.

Your inbox is a simulation. Deslop Engine reads the code, extracts the contract, and returns reality.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

Vibe: Smiling knife.

Perfect for "thanks for nothing" emails. Sounds pleasant. Lands like a performance review.

NUCLEAR

Vibe: Zero mercy. Maximum signal.

When you want to end it today. No niceties. No runway. Just the terms—or goodbye.